Lamar Odom is a whiny Bitch!

I don’t follow the world of professional sports, but when you live in Dallas it’s hard not to.  I do confess to listening to Sportsradio 1310, The Ticket in the morning because they have some announcers that like to dish out some general snark, so I know that Mr. Kardashian has been a lazy, whiny, bitch since he stepped foot in the big D. He separated himself from the team almost immediately as if he was too good to be seen with the likes of Dirk Nowitski. He’s been seen lounging around the W hotel playing with his phone while the rest of the team was practicing at a time when he was supposedly visiting his father. Nice one asshole!  He was probably trying to find any recent paparazzi photos of himself and his she-beast.

Lamar knows that he only has a few years left, if that. He’s a mediocre player who would rather ride the enormous coattails of his wife’s career than break a sweat. For him, the pain of living with a family of famewhores and weirdos is worth the millions of dollars, the fancy cars and the fame. The fame that has eluded him for the past few years since his career is waning. He’s taken some huge paycuts in the last few years and he will now have the reputation of being a diva. He doesn’t care, he has no shame. I’m surprised no one beat him the locker room with a bag of oranges.

Speaking of the devil, I saw the Khloe on the teevee talking about how hard it was to move to Dallas and how she didn’t know where to buy groceries. Really? There’s a fucking grocery store on every corner in this town! It’s not like Dallas is some cowboy town with cattle roaming up and down the streets. That’s Fort Worth. But Fort Worth also has the Cliburn competition which is about classy as its gets, as well as great museum and restaurants.

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The difference between Lamar and the Mavericks is that the Mavs have class. You never hear anything bad about them. You don’t see them out with coked-up starlets chugging bottles of Cristal. They are a class act, whereas any of the K-klan would sell their souls (or vaginas) for five minutes of fame a few million dollars. What Dallas may lack in hooker and coke-infested celebuclubs it more than makes up for in loyalty. The KarTrashian snub of Dallas will not be taken lightly.