Self-check and Walmart

Those self-check kiosks are ubiquitous or so it seems. The purpose is supposedly to prevent the necessity of hiring those pesky things called "workers" that corporations seem to despise.
The idea behind them is to speed up the process for those people with a small volume of items. Inevitably some idiot gets in line with a cartful of crap and a headful of nothing. Because they are intellectually stunted mouthbreathers, they fail to recognize that the crap in their cart far exceeds the space allotted for bagging. Then  they proceed to attempt to scan their Chinese junk while simultaneously attempting to put it back in the cart. It makes me want to punch them in the head. 

Should be sold at Walmart

I detest these people not only for being morons, but for failing to realize that there are other people waiting. They should be dragged around the store by one of those motorized fat people chairs. 

I can tell you this: If you are in front of me at the U-scan at Walmart you better live up to the following code.

a) No more than ten items. If you've got a lot of stuff, then you need to get your monkey ass over to the express lane.

b) Know how to run the damn thing. If you haven't used it before, or aren't sure about it DON"T USE IT! Again, get your monkey ass over to the express lane.

These are the two main parts of the code.

Know it, Live it, Be it!