Weekly wrap up

Damn my 'roids itch

It was a big week in assholiness and fucktardery. There was a bunch of gay bashing going on by a bunch  of hateful loonies that call themselves Christians. One of them is a Bible-toting mouthbreather in North Carolina who thinks if if your son acts a little fay, you should smack the shit out of 'em. Personally I think that any adult that advocates smacking a kid and uses the bible as a reason should be chainwhipped by a pack of angry bikers. 

How can your hate this person?

Add to this, a group calling themselves the Million Moms (which is probably financed by two old white guys) has come out against JCPenney (or JCP as the kids say) for having what appears to be a same-sex couple in their ads. First they went after the ads with Ellen, which is like kicking a puppy, and now this. My pops always said there's a fine line between naivete and ignorance. This is just plain fucking ignorance with a capital F. Then again these people believe you can catch the Geighness from being around them. Sort of like catching a cold, or Tuberculosis. Everyone knows that boys can only catch the Geighness by drinking Evian, watching Joan Crawford movies and singing a lot of Judy Garland songs. For girls it comes from too much softball, which we know is the Devil's game; and pants. PANTS for God's sake. DO NOT LET YOUR GIRL CHILLUN WEAR PANTS! They are of the Devil. 


Also on the shitbird front. 

'Nuff Said

Ted Nugent opened his gaping piehole and provided further proof that the motherfucker is not only a douchebag, but someone who would be better off back in the good old days when women stayed home and cooked breakfast and the Darkies stayed on their side of town, singing Negro spirituals. Everytime  he opens his mouth, a stench-filled ball of ignorance-infused faeces emerges. Ted Nugent is a Dragon who spews a mixture of bile, vitriol and dogshit instead of flames. 


Plus his music sucks. 


On a sad note. MC Adam Yausch passed away. I was always a fan of the Beastie Boys, mainly for their ability to go out on a limb and try new stuff.

Fly free my fuzzy friend!

Also, Falling Bear, the Colorado bear that became an overnight meme was hit by a car and died. How does some not see a big fucking bear in the middle of the road? 


Maybe it was Ted Nugent.